Score: 7

"Well..."

submission: Splash Attack

date: July 8, 2007

Splash is a fierce move... but...

I LIEK MUDKIPS.

Score: 9

"Nice one."

submission: Newgrounds Rumble

date: May 31, 2007

I love it. Playing as the notable NG characters is pretty awesome, especially when you get to beat the shit out of each other! Great game overall, but could've used more methods of fighting.

PS: Fuck you, kamkazeepilot. SF kicks ass.

Score: 9

"I love you, Krinkels, but..."

submission: Madness Consternation

date: May 6, 2007

Make a Madness Interactive 2 with all the new weapons, graphics, characters, backgrounds, story line, and make it able to be customized, and I'll worship you.

Score: 7

"Haha, pretty nice."

submission: 360 - Console Wars

date: April 7, 2007

That was a pretty witty idea. Nice job.

Fuck the PS3.

Score: 10

"Kay, problem."

submission: Artillery Live

date: March 14, 2007

The game is awesome, but there are TOO MANY SERVER GLITCHES. Fix them, and I vote 5.

Score: 7

"An excellent flash, but..."

submission: BotArena2

date: November 9, 2006

Overall: 7 - For the record, I'd have given you a few 10's if you didn't have so... many... glitches... List? Yes, list.

1.) Internet Explorer has encountered a problem with Flash Player 9 and must close to prevent damage to your computer. We are sorrt for the inconvenience." Sound familiar? That's happened to me every time I attempted to play for more than 15 minutes, and I know I have Flash Player 9 installed and working fine.

2.) In some cases, the bots with weapons much weaker than mine were doing equal, if not more damage to me than mine them. That in particular must be fixed. There is apparently no point in buying "better" weapons when they can be equaled in combat be something that costs as much as a turd.

3.) The lag gets crazy at some points, and I have AlienWare and DSL. There's nothing in my mind that says that lag should be present in at that degree with those materials at hand.

4.) FIX YOUR SAVE OPTION. IT DOES NOT WORK AT ALL. I have saved multiple times, every time I have played, and apparently I'm just wasting my time clicking a button that triggers the amazing event of it flashing blue for a moment. HOLY CRAP, PEOPLE, IT'S BLUE. Does that mean that your game is saved? Your answer: no. That especially turns the game off to people who have the same Flash Player 9 glitch as I do, as if the game shuts down, there is no way to resume where you left off. Fix that, and I guarantee that I'll give you a better vote than the 3 I just did. I was also generous in doing so.

All in all, it's a wonderful flash, but very poorly executed. Work and practice will perfect your talents at flash, but unreviewed and untested work won't cut it, in which case, you should work and practice at testing and reviewing. That is all. Try to fix the glitches, please.

-Tom

Score: 10

"Mrrat34 = fag."

submission: Madness Antipathy

date: September 30, 2006

Heartless killing is what Madness Combat is all about! Well, that, and Mr. Hank J. Winbleton's sought after ability to finally die. Madness is probably the best idea for a flash on the Web. 81519916023505190 salutes you, Krinkels! :D

Score: 3

"Good God..."

submission: 10 Things To Do With...

date: September 28, 2006

Here's my list:

Graphics: 9/10 - The animation was very good. Everything was nice and fluid.

Style: 0/10 - It was ment to be a comedy, no? Need I say more?

Sound: 6/10 - The voice acting wasnt all bad, but the tone of voice annoyed the everloving shit out of me.

Violence: 5/10 - Someone got hit with a severed arm. Really graphic violence there. Nothing too horrible.

Interactivity: 1/10 - ...You had a play button.

Humor: 0/10 - This is where you lose nearly all of your points. A comedy, though it was ment to be, does not fit the description of your little cartoon in even the vaguest of ways. A severed arm isn't exactly the most comedic thing someone can think of, and there aren't too many things funny about some random character with an exaggerated, screechy voice explaining what you can do with one.

In laymans' terms:

"Mr. Madison, what you just said was one of the most idiotic, inconceivable, and irrelevant things I have ever heard in the entirity of my life. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Overall: 3/10 - You can do better. Obtain a plausable sense of humor, combine that with your animation skills, and you should be much better off when it comes to submitting.

Think of this what you will, but honestly, I never laughed during the course of the animation. At all. Nor do I think this deserves front-page for anything other than graphics.

Score: 2

">.<"

submission: Swords and Sandals

date: September 27, 2006

Yeah. What the last guy said. A FUCKING SAVE OPTION WOULD BE NICE. You also need to learn how to proportion things. If you resubmitted this and fine tuned it, gave it a save option, and worked out the small details, I would gladly give it a better score, but for now, I vote 1.

Score: 8

"Very fun."

submission: 60 Seconds til Graduation

date: September 26, 2006

Very original. I'm glad you're not following any trends. Originality is what NG could use more of. 4.482 was my top score. Can anyone top that? :D